Jack White calls out Snoop's marshmallow quantity

We need to file this one on the top of our pile that we NEED to know the outcome of … drop whatever it is you’re doing and follow along.

Earlier this week, Snoop Dogg announced he is releasing his own cereal called SNOOP LOOPZ, if you didn’t know, we’ll give you a sec to read about it and get caught up.

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Ok, we assume you’re all caught up on this delicious sounding breakfast cereal that promises “MORE MARSHMALLOWS” which to many of us, sounds like a dream come true (how many people eat the marshmallows in Lucky Charms and leave the rest to get soft in the milk before feeding it to the dog?)

However, one person is asking questions, and to be fair, this is a pretty good question.

Jack White took a moment to congratulate Snoop on the launch of his new cereal and the charitable benefits before asking: “More than what? If this is in fact a brand new cereal, it can’t be more marshmallows than ‘before.’”

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Yeah it has us guessing the same thing… White then wondered if the box’s claim means “that this cereal has more marshmallows than say a bag of sand, or a typical Caesar Salad?” “Or, is it a DEMAND from Snoop Dogg himself that we just have more marshmallows in the world in general? That last theory is my hope.” he continued to hypothesize.

Jack White has questions and we hope Snoop has answers. Now we wait… if you need us, we’ll be digging through the last box of Lucky Charms looking for the horseshoe marshmallows, those are the tastiest.