K-Days kicks off this Friday, and with it comes some of the weirdest food on the planet. Here’s what you can get in yo’ belly this festival season, complete with totally made up calorie counts!

 

1. WIGGLE CHIPS’ POUTINE CORN DOG

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A cheesy hot dog gently nestled in a mound of cheesy potatoes, battered and deep fried with a side of gravy. Did we mention there’s cheese?

ESTIMATED CALORIES: 17000 with gravy, 16000 without

 

2. WINGS & FRIES’ CHICKEN AND WAFFLE ON A STICK

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Mobile chicken and waffles. A less-sticky victory for all mankind.

ESTIMATED CALORIES: 15500 (Chicken is the leanest meat so it’s fine. Don’t worry about it.)

3. CHICKY’S CHICKEN’S BIG PICKLE DOG

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A pickle stuffed with a hot dog bathed in batter. A simple treasure with a lil’ extra crunch.

ESTIMATED CALORIES: 18000 (but contains most food groups sooo…)

4. OGOPOGO CONCESSIONS’ ESPRESSO FLAKE DEEP FRIED COFFEE

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After successfully deep-frying all edible solids (and some not), the world has decided to fry up some liquids. Science allowed it and now you get to eat it! Get your caffeine fix like never before.

ESTIMATED CALORIES: 9000 (liquids don’t count… right?)

5. MELT TOWN GRILL CHEESE’S RAINBOW GRILL CHEESE

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Chomp down on this grilled cheese made with fruit-infused cheeses and heavily buttered bread and LITERALLY TASTE THE RAINBOW!

ESTIMATED CALORIES: 12000 (rainbow so by default it’s healthy)

 

Check out the rest of K-Days’ wild menu here.